The New United Socialist Random Empire
Population | 11.599 billion |
Capital | New Chancia Randomia |
Leader | Supereme Director Vladimir Random |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Random |
Animal | Platypus |
The Holy Random Nation of The New United Socialist Random Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supereme Director Vladimir Random with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.599 billion New Randomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chancia Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Random economy, worth a remarkable 3,772 trillion Randoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 325,261 Randoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New United Socialist Random Empire's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.
The New United Socialist Random Empire is ranked 6,637th in the world and 5th in The United Federations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,338.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
- : The New United Socialist Random Empire endorsed The United Districts of Perlica.
- : The New United Socialist Random Empire lodged a message on the The United Federations Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
- : The New United Socialist Random Empire withdrew its endorsement from The Cosmic Federation of Voopmont.
- : The New United Socialist Random Empire lodged a message on the The United Federations Regional Message Board.
- : The New United Socialist Random Empire lost the position of The United Federations WA Delegate to The Cosmic Federation of Voopmont.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Voopmont, Love League, Orasil, CommunistChina, Noyy, Xenmor, Irunan Empire, The Zeon Republic, BJMShaw, Jeffreys WA Puppet, and Eastern Saponyu Ypsopace.